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Project management parables!

Here are some project management parables, what do you think? A problem shared is a buck passed. A little risk management saves a lot of fan cleaning. When all’s said and done a lot more is said than done. If everything is going exactly to plan, something somewhere is going massively wrong. Quantitative project management…


Here are some project management parables, what do you think?

  • A problem shared is a buck passed.
  • A little risk management saves a lot of fan cleaning.
  • When all’s said and done a lot more is said than done.
  • If everything is going exactly to plan, something somewhere is going massively wrong.
  • Quantitative project management is for predicting cost and schedule overruns well in advance.
  • To estimate a project, work out how long it would take one person to do it then multiply that by the number of people on the project.
  • Projects don’t all fail in the end, they fail at the beginning.
  • Meetings are events in which minutes are kept and hours are lost.